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  • Taxi Driver
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Brother 2
  • Midnight Cowboy

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    ½

  • Cryptozoo

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★½

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  • Annette

    Annette

    Why did no one tell me this was a musical?! Dude I fucking hate musicals!!! And you know what I hate more than musicals?! Stand up comedy, and there’s a lot of that here!!! I genuinely had to sit through a good 30 or so minutes of Adam Driver doing stand up comedy. A feeling si profoundly putrid to me that I might as well go watch James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad, the joke being that I hate myself so…

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    Patrick Brice what the fuck are you doing man?! Remember when you did CREEP?! You did CREEP, man!!! What is this?! And then the screenwriter of this thing is the one writing Shazam 2?! We’re so fucked, holy shit…

    This shit was 13 Reasons Why, if 13 Reasons Why was a slasher whodunnit mystery, which technically it is but you know what I mean. Now that I think about it, this is literally the plot of that Mexican Netflix show…

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    Zack Snyder’s Justice League 
    One of the best experiences of my life 

    Ah The Snyder Cut, what a journey this has been, but before speaking about the film itself, let’s talk about what truly matters, a filmmaker, an artist, being able to finish his love project after it was compromised and butchered by an incompetent and disrespectful studio. This happens all the time, there are countless movies which their available version is not the true, original version the director wanted…

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    WandaVision
    Hellish show 

    DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ENJOYED WANDAVISION DON’T READ THIS, IT’S A VERY MEAN REVIEW THAT COMES FROM A PLACE OF HATE TOWARDS THE MCU. 

    WandaVision, the first attempt from the MCU at making a television series, series that would be connected to the MCU canon and necessary to watch for the better understanding of future films. A decent enough concept right?, cause hell, as long as the shows are good, why complain? But boy oh boy this wasn’t…