ZenRaudys

ZenRaudys

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I went to film school for this?

Favorite films

  • Candyman
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Thunder Road

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  • Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★½

  • Gauche the Cellist

    ★★★★

  • Plan B

    ★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★½

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  • Zapped

    Zapped

    ½

    It’s 9:37 pm. The year is 2036.

    I have just put my kids to bed for the evening and I join my wife on the couch now that we have a moment to finally relax for the day. Glasses of wine are poured, the gas fireplace is turned on, I feel each individual muscle in my back start to ease. I take a deep breath. I look into my wife’s eyes, she’s just as beautiful as the day we met.…

  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★★★

    Wishmaster is a true product of the 90’s and is filled with a pleasant amount of unintentional comedy and plot inconsistencies; I don’t have much to say about it other than it’s a good time if you let it.

    Anyway...

    Here’s how I imagine the Djinn in Wishmaster would ask a woman out on a date:

    Wishmaster sees an attractive woman minding her own business, reading a book in a cafe. Not understanding modern social cues, the Djinn makes his…

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