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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Tenet

    ★½

  • Lady Bird

  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★½

  • The Shape of Water

    ★★★

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    The Nolan sheep are so absurdly up this man's ass that a terrible film of his still has a 3.7 average rating, when actual fantastic blockbuster films can garner a 3.3-3.7 here. God forbid you give this man a 3.0 or 2.5-3.0 when he more than deserves it for being the most overrated director in the last 20 years. He proved it with Tenet . Christopher Nolan is an exposition machine who makes mid brow movies for stupid people to…

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    Lady Bird has the same average rating on here as Fellowship of the Ring. This proves critics and audiences are a complete and utter joke today. You can almost always go against popular opinion when it comes time for awards season now. Shame on all of you, complete suckers that overrate terribly mediocre films.

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★★

    Honestly loved every minute of it, a rare great film this year. Everyone sounded good as well, perfect cast.

  • Noah

    Noah

    ★★★★½

    How do audiences ironically hate on this movie, that is a crazy yet faithful adaptation of the bible even with the liberties taken, while praising bland crap like The Force Awakens, Dr. Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man Homecoming, Captain America: Civil War, Logan, Kong Skull Island etc. The acting is very good, the camera work is as well. Crowe and Watson particularly stand out.