Pride & Prejudice

Pride & Prejudice ★★★★½

I want to die by being vertically sliced open by Keira Knightley’s collarbones like a pig for the slaughter.

On a more critical note, this movie gave me an emotional boner. It’s so sweet and pretty and nice and STEAMY. The romantic tension in this sucked all the oxygen out of the room in the best way possible. The sets, costumes, cinematography, and score perfectly gel together to create the ultimate romance.

I need to watch more movies like this that make me gasp and clutch my pearls like an old Victorian woman learning that her daughter has had a child out of wed. Partly because I’m still emotionally recovering from Autumn Sonata and partly because it feels so damn good to watch movies that can make me smile, tear up, and make my insides warm and fuzzy. Pride and Prejudice is hot soup for the heart and one of the finest crafted romances I’ve ever seen, Keira Knightley marry me.

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