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  • Q: Into the Storm

    Q: Into the Storm


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hahaha holy shit the son of a bitch actually figured out who Q was AND managed to get someone out of an authoritarian country on the last flight before COVID lockdown seconds before they were indicted for a phony crime that would have certainly led to their death

    cullen hoback we have no choice but to stan

  • Battle of the Sexes

    Battle of the Sexes


    Picture an alternate reality where I'm a studio executive and Faris/Dayton pitch me this movie.

    Them: Emma Stone is, like, hella gay.

    Me: Here's 100 million dollars.

    Them: We're not finished. It's shot in 16 mm, there's cotton candy colored neon lighting in like four scenes, all the bras are pointy, her beard husband is literally dressed like Fred from Scooby-Doo in one scene, and Alan Cumming plays her queer spirit guide.