the one thing in life you know how to do you do at all costs or else you die
its like an epic youtube sketch from 2019 stretched over an hour and a half. it isnt scary it isnt funny, its just trite and played out and a real fuckin chore. im sorry, dasha seems nice and all, i dont know much about her, but she shouldnt be the second best actor in the film shes directing and her lead the worst.
some parts were shot really nicely, namely outdoors at night stuff and the crystal shop, but others…
in 1977 a profoundly oblivious idiot savant bumbles his way into creating one of the biggest movie franchises of all time and becomes a millionaire, comes back to it in the late 90s/early 00s and makes two more pretty unequivocally horrible entries that sell a hell of a lot more toys and becomes a billionaire. here he finds himself at the top of his mountain and realizes that he finally has all the resources and momentum in the world to…