• Possibly in Michigan

    Possibly in Michigan


    Hehe okay alright i see now 
    Michigan is just evil
    One of the more…. Uh…. Memorable short films ive seen. The backstory behind its creation is interestingly eerie and im definitely interested to watch the rest. For a short film it is quite frightening, its like lightning it strikes you before you even know what happened. The imagery is top tier for a short film
    Someone has to pay for making me watch this tho

  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness

    Prince of darkness??? More like prince of IDIOTS
    Anyways, heres a review of 2013's Texas chainsaw massacre 3D
    In terms of horror movies slasher remakes, this one gets some flack. Which is to be expected obviously, it's not every day when a horror remake meets expectations but in my opinion this one gets it too hard. While it has a very lame plot and most of the characters are one dimensional I actually like the new backstory they gave leatherface,…

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Poor grumpy
    I hate you Lars 
    Get help

  • Candyman



    In comparison to the original this project takes many liberties in order to set itself apart as a whole new thing while staying in the realms of the originals continuity, despite how confusing it may be at time
    Much like the original there is a lot on this movie on the surface level that i do really like, the effects are great, the extra level of body horror scenes really give this movie the dark twist it needed as it…

  • Candyman



    I watched this and the remake yesterday for a discussion on my friend on his podcast and i have some strong feelings about these movies, as pre-summarization ill say that i really like it but it has so many weird moments and confusion thats its hard to really talk about it without being very critical
    First off many scenes are not done well particularly a lot of scenes in the hospital and some of the scenes of candyman haunting the…

  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Now when it comes to these sort of fucked up thrill rides and nc-17 rated messes filled with rape and torture i have quite high standards ive learned. The first question that comes to mind for most people when giving critique of these films should be “okay, is this just a shock value based escapade to generate attention for views or is there real artistry in this” 
    Earlier this year i watched climax, not the most grotesque thing ever but…

  • Martyrs



    “Stop talking about martyrs you’re scarin the ho’s”

    Nobody watch this its icky

  • Malignant



    “Nothing personal kid”
    *Is your behind*
    *does backflip*

  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan


    Cant wait for Jason visits Brooklyn
    Where for the first 1 hour hes just killing people on the subway
    Seriously why is called Jason visits Manhatten it might as well be called Jason rocks the boat

  • Planet Terror

    Planet Terror


    Robert rodriguez has some interesting ideas
    My thing about excessive gore filled lunatic violent movies like this is that irony is the key, the more a movie takes these over the top sequences seriously the more it bites itself for it
    So luckily rodriguez cant be taken seriously at any point
    I could see how some of this bloodshed could be seen as a bit much but i felt like the acting and tome of the movie fit well

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    Jazz can scare me 
    But also make me sad
    And happy it turns out

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons