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  • Deadly Illusions

    Deadly Illusions

    ★★★★½

    I DONT UNDERSTAND ALL THE BAD REVIEWS

    simply think of this as an extension to sex and the city and you’ll enjoy it!!

    obviously cringe as hell but as trashy films go it’s thoroughly enjoyable!

    gay milf version of orphan 

    10/10 would watch again! 

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    can’t believe I waited so long but glad I did my heart couldn’t take this any sooner.
    - wow
    - wow I’m so ready to fall deeply madly in love
    - I felt this so deep it reminded me of my one experience of real real love
    - I only fall for artists this is why
    - the soundtracks
    - Adele is so hot
    - my heart hurts
    - the female equivalent of call me by ur name 
    - I can’t handle this right now

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  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★★

    Watched this ages ago but forgot to review only just remembered cos I’m drunk and love Elton John he’s like an absolute babe and this film is banging

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    Magical, slapped harder than ever before can’t believe how much I love this, can’t believe I didn’t love it this much the first time, a masterpiece