Michelle Parsons

Michelle Parsons

Just a movie-loving X-ray tech from Canada!

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • GoodFellas
  • The Thing
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • Warriors of the Year 2072

    ★★★½

  • The Wax Mask

    ★★★½

  • The Crazies

    ★★★★½

  • Doctor Sleep

    ★★★★½

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  • Warriors of the Year 2072

    Warriors of the Year 2072

    ★★★½

    An entertaining Rollerball/Running Man/2001:A Space Odyssey entry from Fulci with a little Knightriders thrown in for good measure. The synthy score was awesome and the gore effects and set design were super fun. The miniatures and the cheesy visual effects were really charming too.  

    A big shout out to the cool-looking mask on Monk- I loved it! . :)

    A fun (as always) watch with Lou.

  • The Wax Mask

    The Wax Mask

    ★★★½

    Cool little House of Wax remake from Fulci/Argento. I only wish Fulci hadn’t died right before filming began, I bet if he had directed it we would have gotten some eye trauma. ;) It has some fun gore but those visual effects are pretty suspect. 😬 

    Also- a shout out to the busiest prostitute in town 🙌🏻

    A fun watch with Lou. ;)

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  • The Crazies

    The Crazies

    ★★★★½

    An underrated George gem that makes for a great pandemic watch with Lou during these crazy times. 

    Also- a big shout out to the knitting needle grandma. ❤️

  • Strike Commando

    Strike Commando

    ★★★½

    Super entertaining Namsploitation cheesefest with lots of hilarious yelling, tales of Disneyland, a never-ending supply of grenades, muscle flexing and awesome overacting from Reb Brown.  Loses half a star for not having any bazookas (though there are rocket launchers, but my love is only for bazookas)

    I watched this on Prime so I wouldn’t have to buy it, but of course now I have to buy it. 🤷🏻‍♀️