Rich

A magnificent beast doomed to a slow and possibly endless descent in to ruin

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • His Girl Friday
  • Meet Me in St. Louis
  • The Friends of Eddie Coyle

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

  • Eaten Alive

    ★★★

  • The Hills Have Eyes

  • Malignant

    ★★

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    Poor choice of lunch break movie

  • Vamps

    Vamps

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Surprised how much I enjoyed this. Funny and sweet with a really great cast, Wallace Shawn kept making me laugh.
    Was laughing at myself at the incredibly sappy ending too cos I could feel myself about to cry at this silly vampire movie. Had been drinking all day, that's my excuse...

    Nah fuck that actually the concept of her giving up her life for her best mate is actually genuinely poignant.

    It's just a lovely time

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  • The Other Side of the Underneath

    The Other Side of the Underneath

    "why did you do this?"
    "You tell me"
    "Because you hate us!"

    This film hates you, Jane Arden is an inch from your face and she's screaming in to it.
    The most excruciating film I have ever seen. It's impossible for me to describe because I'm a dumb person but...

    I have quite bad teeth right, and from time to time I get this feeling, not an ache but an itch which emanates from the underneath of one of my…

  • Kes

    Kes

    ★★★★★

    The football match is the best part of any film ever and I'll hear no more about it