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  • The Sparks Brothers

    The Sparks Brothers


    the sparks brothers is fine? a competent documentary that feels way too long and has so many goddamn talking heads. but also? really made me want to listen to more of the sparks albums that weren’t at all recommended to me that seem way more interesting than those that were. 

    also is jenna maroney’s “balls” from 30 rock inspired by sparks??? because truly it was the only thing i could think when they brought up the album balls

  • Oslo


    this movie dead ass has a scene where a dude from palestine and a dude from israel, after a verbal fight, walk through a snowy forest and pull a snyder martha scene. literally just goes:

    "maya? your daughter is named maya?"
    "my daughter is named maya."

    [proceed to them laughing and then moving on to the next scene that is just another disagreement and then rinse and repeat]

    god i hate theatre and i hate lazily adapted stage to screen works

Popular reviews

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    English teachers everywhere are gonna bust a nut when this hits home video because it’s an absolute wet dream of a “movie to show to my class that deals with Serious Issues in a non-confrontational and palatable way when I don’t have a lesson plan.”

  • Heartstone



    I wanna watch an entire movie about the artistic sister who writes poetry about death and has what I assume is the best decorated room in all of Iceland.