Will Ilgen

Will Ilgen

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I wanna go to the late-night double feature picture show.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Amadeus
  • The Fly
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes

  • Pig

    ★★★★

  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

  • Two Lovers

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  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run

    *Walks into Screenwriting 101*

    *Opens briefcase, holds up copy of CHINATOWN*

    STUDENTS: "Oooooh...."

    *Throws CHINATOWN out the window*

    STUDENTS: "OOHHHHH..."

    *Pulls out 50 copies of CHICKEN RUN, flings them around the room*

    STUDENTS: "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★★★

    We had a walkout during the pie scene. Their loss.