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  • Mandy
  • The Shining
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • Cat Sick Blues

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  • The Green Knight

    ★★★½

  • A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★★

  • Pig

    ★★★★½

  • Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight

    ★★★

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★½

    The critics made this out to be some kind of hallucinatory montage of sex and violence (one called it a “haunting masterpiece of blood, sex and magic”, another a “delightfully gory moral test”) and it’s really not.

    There are a number of absolutely stunning sequences here, with jaw dropping cinematography, that do feel like a surreal fever dream. But these are few and far between, and it’s the in between parts that make up the bulk of the movie -…

  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★★

    Maybe people just don’t get that it’s SUPPOSED to be a spoof? That it’s NOT trying to be original or serious? And that its commentary/criticisms are more directed towards the internet/state of the media?


    I liked this quite a bit. Yes, it’s incredibly derivative and instead of referring or making homages to other works it straight up copies them - but the reason why becomes clear, and it ends up working pretty well. The atmosphere and visual style in the first…

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  • Vicious Fun

    Vicious Fun

    ★★★★½

    Lives up to the title. Excellent cast of amazing characters covering the whole range of horror cliche characters, gory kills, original and overall well written, and hilarious. A self-aware genre meta-parody that absolutely works and begs for a sequel and/or prequel. Easy recommendation

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★★★

    Good joke. Everybody laugh... Curtains.”


    Epic as all hell
    Seriously
    An absolute must watch
    Between the acting and characters, the score, the action, the fucking insane plot, the incredible visuals, and the Easter eggs referencing the original graphic novel, it’s genuinely brilliant TV.
    If you hate it, chances are you’re either a conservative racist or ignorant of how comic book universes work. Remember - it’s not a reboot of the graphic novel or an adaptation - it’s essentially a sequel.…