Chris

I watch a lot of movies and probably rate most of them higher than I should.

Favorite films

  • Braindead
  • Freaks
  • Super Troopers
  • Grosse Pointe Blank

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  • Crooked Hearts

    ★★★

  • The Tomorrow War

    ★★★★½

  • Night Watch

    ★★★

  • kittykat96

    ★★★★★

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  • Night Watch

    Night Watch

    ★★★

    If only the rest of the movie lived up to a pretty good final 10 minutes or so.

    At the very least you get to watch Elizabeth Taylor be obnoxiously over the top for most of the movie though.

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★★★★

    Women beating the shit out of men to Janis Joplin is one of the greatest action sequences ever put on film.

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    ★★★★★

    The greatest bad movie ever made. Talk about The Room or Birdemic all you want, this blows them out of the water by being both equally terrible and awesome at the same time.

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★★

    At this point I don't think the Coens could make a movie I hate. Absolutely perfect in every way and a very good contender for my favorite movie of 2013.