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  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Annihilation
  • Only Yesterday
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

  • The Last Witch Hunter

    ★★★½

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    now that's what I call Arthurian Legend!!

    ok now the real thoughts: i really liked this. it's dark and murky in symbolism in exactly the way i wanted it to be, I also read this Vanity Fair article and I really appreciate how much Lowery was just like "yeah man symbolism, we got a lot of it, it's all over the movie" but doesn't really go into detail as to what that means, which is perfect imo.

    like, I'm a…

  • The Last Witch Hunter

    The Last Witch Hunter

    ★★★½

    this is an extremely fun movie that is like 80% of the way to the perfect Cop Redemption story that I've always wanted. it's a story about a magical cop who realizes that the entire institution of magical policing is worthy of destruction. good movie.

    absolutely fucking shreds in comparison to Riddick, the other movie where Vin Diesel plays a character where basically everyone just praises him over and over and over for existing. this movie owns

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    rewatching this for the first time since i saw it in theaters and lowering the score by a full star. this is a mean, vindictive, stupid movie made by a jealous, bizarre, creatively bankrupt man.

    it's hard to overstate how much every part of this movie feels like a conscious attempt to provoke anyone who thought that star wars deserved the depth that TLJ attempted to give it. it doesn't surprise me that after seeing this the first time i…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the world's dumbest star wars movie, only to be eclipsed by the next dumb star wars movie. jj abrams at Peak Abrams. every plot beat happens within 60 seconds. finn & poe trading off the role of being the guy to say "did you just see that" and "well... heh... here we go again"

    maz & chewbacca shippers rise up. reylo rise up....... and then sit down. i was laughing throughout most of this film. nothing makes any sense. everything is dumb.…