Victor has written 4 reviews for films rated .

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    Insultingly stupid — I can’t even fault John Goodman for using a teleprompter. Makes me worry for the next Godzilla movie, though.

  • Jungle

    Jungle

    All movies are going to be superhero movies from now on, aren’t they?

  • Last House on Dead End Street

    Last House on Dead End Street

    “To avoid dozing keep repeating, it's barely a movie... barely a movie... barely a movie...”

    Whatever spell this holds over people eluded me almost completely. That’s partly because my expectations were too high, but also because the movies I’ve watched over the years that legitimately disregard or destroy barriers of taste and propriety put this bored, boring, laughably pretentious hack-job to shame. It doesn’t help that H. G. Lewis–style gore is the lamest kind of horror ever conceived, and that’s…

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    God, this just doesn't get any better with time. Half a star for the 'rasslin scene.