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  • GoodFellas

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  • Deadpool 2

    ★★½

  • Choke

    ★½

  • The Hateful Eight

    ★★½

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★½

    I was going to give some a pithy review about why they couldn't just hire young actors and make this shorter. I did watch this split across two viewings but it worked. I liked it. It could be a bit shorter but honestly it kept my interest. Yeah they moved like old guys throughout and some ropey cgi but it worked seeing them get old.

  • False Positive

    False Positive

    60 minutes of boring stuff and then 30 minutes of the most bat shit crazy stuff you can imagine but not in a good way.

    Edit: Actually not imagine, if you frequently imagine some of that stuff then I think you need to seek professional help.

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  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★★★

    Fun film that kept very close to the comic but I still preferred the comics.

  • American Mary

    American Mary

    ★★½

    I wanted to like this movie but there just wasn't enough of anything. Like it needed more body horror or more vigilantism or more revenge or more romcom. The dream sequence of her stripping needs to be edited out, it was just awful filler.
    It was fun low budget horror 102 minutes.