Alex Proft

Alex Proft

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I bitch about em a lot and sometimes they make me wanna die but man I do love movies

thanks movies

Favorite films

  • Session 9
  • Funny Games
  • Starship Troopers
  • Mean Girls

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  • Castle Freak

    ½

  • Castle Freak

    ★★★★

  • Dollman

    ★★★★

  • Prehysteria! 3

    ★★½

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  • Castle Freak

    Castle Freak

    How is it that throughout my entire Full Moon month the movie that Charles Band presumably had the least involvement in ended up being the absolute worst one? Y'know I've really come to respect the man more than I ever thought I would through reading his memoir and going through his back catalog more extensively. His movies may be cheap and gimmicky but usually there's palpable heart and soul put into them. This...this is not that. Needlessly glossy and filled…

  • Dollman

    Dollman

    ★★★★

    Ending my Full Moon month with a revisit to one of my early favorites of theirs.

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    Captured: David Lynch literally inhabiting his own asshole.

    Based on the downright staggering amount of positive responses to this (which i will never for the life of me comprehend), he has a lot of neighbors.

    I can unequivocally say that no viewing experience has disappointed me to the degree that this one did. It's been a whole ass year and I still get alternating bursts of anger and sadness over it. A self-indulgent, self-serving, meandery, and ultimately pointless mess that…

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    im in so much physical and psychological pain