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  • Blue
  • Dracula
  • Gaslight
  • Conan the Barbarian

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  • Death Wish

    ★★½

  • Solomon Kane

    ★★★½

  • Gor

  • Kull the Conqueror

    ★★½

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  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

    ★★½

    bronsons wife is a pussy for dying like that i would have survived 

    + boring movie

  • Solomon Kane

    Solomon Kane

    ★★★½

    if i kill you i am bound for hell… it is a price i’d gladly pay

    Solomon Kane: Witcher 4 Christ battles satan’s orcs in the good Van Helsing

    solomon renounces his colonial crimes against humanity and excepts that he is destined for hell, thus is doesn’t matter if he kills in the name of protecting the innocent. a real ass sword and sorcery story story for the 1600s with all the plot beats of the sleazy 80s barbarian movies,…

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  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★★

    ha ha jonathan you are banging my wife

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★

    on a certain level i understand joss whedon’s position, the studio hands you a 4 hour movie shot according to zack snyder’s twisted vision and asks you to turn it into avengers. so you add the quips and shit and you change the color grading and aspect ratio so it looks more “normal” and all that, you aren’t quite able to reproduce zacks style style in the reshoots and you have to cgi out henry cavils mustache but you don’t…