Tais Nøhr has written 15 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    Utterly silly. I don't for a second believe the story about this russian pseudofamily as nobody in it acts as if it was real. The plot paces along extremely fast with no breathing room to develop the bond between the characters properly. The entire film is just one big silly comedy about goofy russian versions of existing characters.

    Pair this with the fact that nobody needed a backstory on a character who is out of the franchise anyway. This film…

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    "That original park was badass. They didn’t need all this genetic enhancement. They just had dinosaurs."

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World

    I do enjoy returning to Asgard and seing more of the nine realms. I enjoy seing the bond between Loki and Frigga and espcially Frigga is just cool in this film.

    Basicly everything about Jane Foster is horrible though. She accidentally stumbles upon the one wormhole that leads to the aether that makes her the Macguffin of the movie. Why? Just because.

    She is also the center of a few too many nausiating love scenes with clichés like "I like…

  • Love, Death & Robots: Suits

    Love, Death & Robots: Suits

    The weird lack of frames, the boring characters and the kinda lousy animation together with a plot that is almost identical to 'secret war' made this a real boring episode to watch and one I'm never gonna take time to give another shot.

  • Chaos Walking

    Chaos Walking

    So many things wrong with this one so let's start with the good: Riddley and Holland are quite fine. Their characters are dull as hell with no emotional attachment or progression at all.
    The constant shaky cam also makes the movie quite bad looking. The plot makes no damn sense. For a world where "nobody can keep secrets" because they think out loud there are some pretty big ones being kept...

    The plot was generic and most of the characters and scenes were obsolete.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    "he's never fought us, not us united" - Bruce Vayne five minutes after fighting Steppenwolf united with his team


    Holy smokes was this boring. Steppenwolf is made very unfrightening by being talked to like he was a child by Darkseid and his servants.
    The flash is just as horrible as in the theatrical cut. Gal Gadot still couldn't act if her life depended on it and Ben Afflec looks more than ever like he wish he were elsewhere. I did…

  • Miracle on 34th Street

    Miracle on 34th Street

    A very rapey wibe and a creepy santa makes this a very weird film.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    The setup is fun and weird. However, the idea couldn't support a 90 minute movie. I'd have loved this if it lasted 30 minutes but there just too many times where people had to make uncharacteristic mistakes for the plot to go on.

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-man: far from a home run.
    I don't know what happened to Marvel but somehow they figured that the way to follow up on the emotional roller coaster that was endgame is to make a cringy pre-teen movie with constant comic relief.

    The exposition is straight out embarrasing as well. Every single characters says things that nobody would because they don't trust us to figure it out. Like spider-man punching his webshooters in a very saying way and then actually…

  • Glass

    Glass

    What a trainwreck. Glass has none of the charm and finesse of Unbreakable. The subtle hints of comic book heroes and villains are turned into over the main plot for no reason.
    Glass also has none of the excitement and scary thriller elements from split. McAvoy starts every single new character out with an over-the-top introduction to said character instead of just showing us who 'has the light'.
    The films tries to be a bunch og different things and succeds…

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    It's horrible but if you didn't at least have a little fun, so might you be.

  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Who needs other emotions than fun? Sex is funny. Murder is funny. Revenge is funny. Oh and the weird funny guy is apparently sexy and cool as hell.