Tais Nøhr has written 1 review for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Absolutely nothing in this movie happens organically and all the laws of nature are bended to fit the plot. The dinosaurs teleport around to always be at the place where they fit the story. Also the carnivores are ALWAYS hungry and hunting, even when running away from the horribly slow CGI lava which is only hot when Owen isn't lying right next to it.

    This movie is not a jurassic park film driven by adventure and love to the dinosaurs we all loved as kids. This is a bad 20's cgi blockbuster about a genetically altered super-mega-ultra raptor (because bigger is always better).