Tais Nøhr has written 8 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • 47 Ronin

    47 Ronin

    What an absolute eyesore of a cgi nightmare. The manusctipt and the lines were just so bad.
    The action scenes were so messy and the acting was bad. I like a lot of the actors but this movie was horrible.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    The movie is bad and while it depicts a legendary band and character it does so with enough variation from the real life historic events that you don't feel like you learn anything about Mercury.

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    So the thing about the monsters was alright and fairly entertaining. Sad thing is that most of the movie is the most generic hollywood bullsh*t about some humans that nobody asked to see. Not even worth a hatewatch.

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    This is so much worse than I remembered (and I didn't remember it to be very good). The CGI is horrible, the story is overly complicated and boring, the characters act unrealisticly and Hayden Christensen butchers the role so much that I don't believe for a second that anyone would fall in love with him. I wish I could unmake this film.

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    Mix water with the da vinci code and add one cup of soap opera and two ounces of the colorgrading from Mama Mia. Congratulstions, you have made yourself an Aquaman. Enjoy!

  • The Wind Rises

    The Wind Rises

    The wind bores me.
    I guess it is pretty though.

  • Shame

    Shame

    "it's not words that count, it's action".

    .. I wish there were some

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Absolutely nothing in this movie happens organically and all the laws of nature are bended to fit the plot. The dinosaurs teleport around to always be at the place where they fit the story. Also the carnivores are ALWAYS hungry and hunting, even when running away from the horribly slow CGI lava which is only hot when Owen isn't lying right next to it.

    This movie is not a jurassic park film driven by adventure and love to the dinosaurs we all loved as kids. This is a bad 20's cgi blockbuster about a genetically altered super-mega-ultra raptor (because bigger is always better).