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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    “There can't be two Alpha Titans.”

    A rematch 59 years in the making. We all saw Kong “win” against the true King in 1962 and have been demanding a rematch ever since. Let me tell you, justice is served and wrongs are set right.

    We all came here to see Godzilla and Kong duke it out and while there’s a lot of waiting to be had, once they meet fists fly and atomic breath flows.

    IT. WAS. GLORIOUS. This film…

  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap


    I appreciate this one of a kind horror film way more than did the first time around. Off-kilter, cruel, and downright unexplainable, Tourist Trap rules.

    Beware of old barren roads or they may lead you to a rundown slice of yesteryear Americana full of screaming mannequins, water moccasins, psychic shenanigans, and one of the creepiest killers in movie history (that mask is amazing).

    Chuck Connors gives an amazing performance that only gets better as the film reaches its off-putting climax.…

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  • Fear City

    Fear City


    A killer stalks the night targeting NYC’s finest strippers. He likes to cut them up without hitting vital organs, so they may suffer longer. Though sometimes he uses a katana or nunchucks for quicker kills. See he’s a crazed martial artist that likes to train naked and write down his escapades in the form of a novel. But his equal is out there looking for him. A disgraced boxer-turned-pimp(?) who’s fists are licensed as deadly weapons and who’s ready to…

  • Dirty O'Neil

    Dirty O'Neil


    Free-spirited, raunchy sex comedy with a smorgasbord of jiggling jugs turns savage rape-revenge nastiness in the final third. Tonal whiplash? You better believe it.

    But if you’re a fan of both genres as I am, and enjoy nudity and some diner-destroying brawls, you too can enjoy this 70’s slice of exploitation.

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist


    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • The Grudge

    The Grudge


    Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt 2 - August 2018

    3/31: Today we are watching an American remake of an Asian horror film. 

    So let me tell you all a little story about how this movie traumatized me so bad I almost avoided horror altogether.

    Rewind back to when I was 8 or 9. I had been dropped off at an in-home day care that I spent part of my summer at that year. The owner of the day care had a…