i watch movies to cope with the 
crippling anxieties of adulthood

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Back to the Future
  • Superbad

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2


  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


  • Twilight


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


    when i saw this movie at the midnight premiere, there were team edward girls in the bathroom and they wouldnt let team jacob girls enter

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story


    a list of problems i have with a cinderella story (2004) that will never make me stop loving it

    1. the last place you should leave your daughter alone during an earthquake is the second floor of a building that has the potential to collapse
    2. hilary duff couldnt even follow through on her swing but we’re expected to believe she hit that baseball over the fence smh
    3. why did sam wait until the night of to get her…