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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • GoodFellas
  • My Neighbor Totoro

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  • Apollo 13

    ★★★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    ★★★

  • Close-Up

    ★★★½

  • Made For Love

    ★★★

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

    This isn’t a movie. It’s a poem. An auditory and visual feast laid out before you to appreciate at whatever level you wish. Do you want to try to piece together the mystery of the overarching story? Do you want to marvel at the on-point depictions of space travel or the incredible production design and cinematography? Or do you want to just sit back and bask in the glow of pure sensory pleasure? It’s…

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    Thank you for giving our precious Pussy a ride home. We love Pussy.
    Yes, we do.

    Say what you want about Quentin Tarantino, the man knows how to make me walk out of a 2 hour and 40 minute movie with a huge fucking smile on my face. Very Highly Recommended.

    Added to: Tarantino Ranked, 2019 Ranked, Best of the Decade

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  • Apollo 13

    Apollo 13

    I don't care about what anything was DESIGNED to do, I care about what it CAN do.

    An extraordinary film about perseverance, problem solving, and letting go of your dreams. Ron Howard’s best film and one of the best astronaut movies full stop, Apollo 13 is engaging, thrilling and emotional. As the perilous events onboard the doomed lunar mission play out in space, it’s the events back on Earth that really pack a punch. The emotional turmoil of the families, the…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you?

    The fifth installment in the Pirates franchise goes out of its way to course correct from the fourth movie’s terrible decision to center the story around Jack Sparrow. It smartly swings the story back toward its emotional roots in Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. I only wish that Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley could have been swayed to be on set for more than a couple of…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.

    Bong Joon-Ho can really do no wrong. I can’t describe how good this was without spoiling it. But just know - totally worth your time. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away. This is an Oscar-caliber film. See It. 

    Added to: Bong Joon-Ho Ranked, 2019 Ranked, Best of the Decade

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    You’ve grown up. 
    No shit.
     

    My first return to theaters since Portrait of a Lady on Fire in February 2020!

    Black Widow has always been a complicated character in the MCU. First introduced in Iron Man 2 (2010) as a “femme fatale” SHIELD agent sent to spy on Tony Stark, her role in these movies has grown, but always as a supporting character to other people’s stories. Despite hints at a compelling origin story that seemingly should have been told…