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  • Breathless
  • Rope
  • Tea and Sympathy
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  • Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★½

  • Malignant

  • The Stronghold

    ★★½

  • Another Round

    ★★★★

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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★½

    The match cuts, the cinematography, the performances, the production design, the blocking, THE HORROR. Knocking off half a star because I saw the Final Cut version, and as much as I love the conversation that happens at the French plantation, that sequence feels tacked on and you feel the runtime at that point.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    What the fuck is this? Am I broken or are horror movies just straight up dog shit now? So we’re really just gonna act like this didn’t steal the plot from Light Outs then piss all over it? I used to be such a fan of James Wan and now I’m completely ashamed to admit that. And you mean to tell me this thing that works off electricity and can manifest and disappear at whim has to literally work its…

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  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★

    Not a good sequel at all and overall a really weak movie that’s simply a string of half-baked ideas tossed together. Like so many elements of today’s “woke” society, this movie exploits Blackness and social injustice for brownie points. No tension, no nuance, no depth, no pathos, no horror. It’s only creepy if you’re Trypophobic. I’m extremely disappointed and need to watch the original to wash this bland taste out of my mouth.

  • Sex and the City 2

    Sex and the City 2

    ★½

    The privilege. The stereotypes. The caucasity. Carrie is the worst, per usual. Not even remotely enough Steve. This is like watching an offshoot episode of KUWK but it’s only Kim, Kendall, and Kris.