Juniper Sélavy

Juniper Sélavy

Autistic 22 year old who loves dogs, movies, music, and games. she/her

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Recent reviews

  • Saw



    so starts one of the most popular and cruelest horror franchises to don the silver screen in the past 20 years. funny that the series as a whole has a much deserved reputation for gore yet this one is more lowkey. more in the vein of a bottle se7en than the torture porn it'd become.

  • One Hour Photo

    One Hour Photo


    Re watched with my buddy Nick. Still uncomfortable as always. More films need a banjo accompaniment.

Popular reviews

  • Hamilton


    it started when i had a feud on twitter with theater kids on whether it's ethical to torrent hamilton. i then, out of curiousity, torrented it because fuck theatre kids, and i wanted to check it out.
    well now that i know what the hype is all about, i'll take this opportunity to say: fuck you, lin manuel miranda. not only did you advocate for PROMESA, a us sponsored plan that closed a little over a fourth of the schools…

  • Suspiria



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A beautifully shot and scored descent into a world where purple, green, and red neon light our everyday world and witches reign supreme.