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  • Suspiria


    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • Horror House on Highway Five

    Horror House on Highway Five

    This film is a fucking MASTERPIECE of bad cinema! A DISASTERPIECE! Seriously, it is so so so so so good because it is so so so so so bad and I just CANNOT get enough!

    The story is bizarre to say the least: Nazis, a killer in a Richard Nixon mask, a mad doctor, rockets (yes, you read that right), 35 year old college students, brain eating parasites, unidentifiable off-camera flying killer objects a la Phantasm...it's all here in this…

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  • The Haunted House of Horror

    The Haunted House of Horror

    I’ve been wanting to see this ever since my last watch of Tower of Evil because I think Jill Haworth is just absolutely stunning in every way. Beautiful with a lovely accent that I could listen to all day. It also stars Frankie Avalon and given the silly name I went in expecting something light and maybe a little goofy, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s nothing like you’d expect any movie with Frankie Avalon to be. It’s not…

  • Cursed


    This poor movie gets shit on so much and I truly don’t get why because it’s a great goofy spoopy time. Like I know that legend has it this was not the movie that Wes and Kevin Williamson intended, but I have a hard time believing it’s that far off because it’s completely of its time. I mean Mya is a supporting actress how much more 00’s do you want?!

    Now I definitely believe the effects were butchered because damn thee…

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…

  • Altered States

    Altered States

    When I was 19, I had a really bad trip that resulted from me unknowingly taking a much larger quantity of acid than I realized. Yes, that is actually a thing that can happen. During this trip, I was inside a friend’s huge mountain house that I had never visited before and I became caught between life and death. I remember that life was beautiful and full of pretty colors and beautiful imagery, but in the darkened corners of that…