it's a gender-swapped version of the hold steady song 'chips ahoy', but somehow even dumber than that sounds. whatever you do, please do not attempt to 'understand' why any of this happens. No, I did not say it is bad, what gave you that idea?
What level of Australian are you on? Like, maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude You are like little baby, watch this *introduces character who is nicknamed 'crabs' because people thought he had crabs but he didn't*