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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League



    “We have to try.”

    Roughly this time last year, I watched the theatrical cut of Justice League. I hated it, and as a matter of a fact it’s one of the very few films that I’ve ever given a 0. Though I’m very proud of that review, in which I described the film using language in colorful and frankly disgusting variety. The one thing I’ve always regretted about that review was the way I made it all Zack Snyder’s…

  • Justice League

    Justice League



    Edit: I crack down pretty hard on Zack Snyder, and I regret it immensely. He seems like a great dude, and in any case I now know that most of why this movie was bad was because of Joss Whedon. I talk about the film creatively using language in disgusting variety, and I apologize for any misguided harm this includes towards Zack Snyder. I’m keeping this as it was because it’s my favorite review I’ve ever written, but just…

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    I’ve heard a lot of bad press about it, but I thought it was good! There’s something intriguing about horror movies built around knowing when you’re going to die, even if admittedly most things about this film could have been fleshed out a little bit more.

  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web


    I guess it’s not as bad. It’s more involved, the kills are a lot cooler in a Saw kind of way, and the twist kind of works. But it’s still really dumb and I came out the other side of the film realizing I kinda don’t care about most of these characters.

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