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  • Drive
  • The Neon Demon
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Crash

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  • Where the Wild Things Are

    ★★★★

  • Drive

    ★★★★★

  • Undine

    ★★★½

  • The Visit

    ★★★

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  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★

    When I was a young girl
    My mother took me into the city
    To see the fashion show
    She said "Girl, when you grow up
    Would you be the saviour of the broken
    The queers and unpaid designers"
    She said "Will you defeat them,
    The critics and all the non-believers
    And bury Emma Thompson
    Because one day, I'll leave you
    A necklace to lead you in the summer
    To kill those goddamn dogs"

    WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CRUELLA
    MY…

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You don't become a Bride without fucking Jesus.

    Casting Andrew Garfield in a film about the machinations of capitalist Hollywood is a clever move. The actor is, of course, mostly known for having played Spider-Man and getting fired for refusing to be Sony's lackey. But that's not the only bold move David Robert Mitchell makes in his third feature - the boldest of them all is making nonsense the forefront of his story, fabricating a maze made up of dead…

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  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★★

    Hadn't seen this in about eight years... I'll risk sounding like a film bro. This film is glorious. I hadn't forgotten how good it was, but I might just have forgotten how it feels like to experience it. Beautifully crafted on all fronts, especially in the way it contrasts the grittiness with the sentimentality. Don't even need to go on about how iconic that elevator scene is.

    I wish I had seen this in theaters, goddammit. If only I had gotten into film 10 months earlier...

    REAL HUMAN BEEEEING
    AND A REAAAL HEEEEROOOOO

    One of the greatest needle drops of the 2010's, hands down.

  • Undine

    Undine

    ★★★½

    Mfers really enjoyed breaking things, huh?

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