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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★½

    Fuck everyone who says “you know what it is going in, just have fun”. This movie doesn’t  even get close to fun.

    I literally came here for the fights and was let down. There’s plenty of other martial arts movies with better action and more compelling characters.

    No shit it’s not Shakespeare, but I probably would have had a better time popping in a trashy Italian shark movie over this. At least that is certifiably insane fun and didn’t cost $55 million.

    P.S. characters saying “fatality” after a kill is honestly lame as fuck.

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★½

    A lesser Lynch overall, but still a good watch. The visuals and atmosphere are the real stars of the show with narrative (if you can really call it that) taking a big back seat.

    That’s not to say that there’s no narrative at all. It’s a dreamy melting pot of erotic pulp fiction anchored by a fantastic Patricia Arquette. 

    Avoid this as your intro to Lynch, it’s a much more satisfying film if you’re accustomed to his use of dream logic.

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  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★

    If you like hearing the word cunt a lot boy do I have good news for you

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    From the era that brought you cocaine comes a half hearted “greed bad” critique with sub-par action and an unnecessarily convoluted plot.

    I’m all for kicking the Reagan-era in the dick but this just wasn’t it. Not for lack of effort on the part of people like Kristen Wiig who steals the screen from Gal Gadot every time. Gadot, as ever, is a serviceable screen presence and is a good Wonder Woman. I just never find her particularly likeable in…