thugateer

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Gold tier standard for movies is whatever is (A) kinda gross, (B) weird as fuck, (C) nice to look at, and (D) a little bit gay✌

Favorite films

  • Alien: Covenant
  • Mission: Impossible II
  • Venom
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • The Green Knight

    ★★★★

  • Donkey Skin

    ★★★★½

  • Knowing

    ★½

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    ★★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    Can you believe the last movie I saw in a theatre was Birds of Prey a whole year and a half ago . . .

    I took a little while to warm up to this one, actually. True, that might have been because I already knew the general course of this legend going in but I would say things start to pick up more once he gets onto his quest in earnest.

    This one movie, of course, cannot cover the…

  • Donkey Skin

    Donkey Skin

    ★★★★½

    This movie has absolutely immaculate style..... here's a fairytale love story on a level with Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast, albeit with the addition of some deeply 1970s psychosexual undertones, lol

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I cannot believe this priest really fucking said "he who lives by the sword dies by the sword" about a fucking dead teenager, at his funeral, after he apparently committed suicide less than a week after being put in jail on the charge that he murdered his girlfriend, which the cops just assumed based on circumstantial evidence and which never even went to trial, let alone being proven in court.... I swear to god, the adults in this movie piss me off so bad I can hardly stand it🤬

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    . . . I literally cannot rate this. If it were possible to give this movie all ten different ratings simultaneously, that's what I would give it, because that's what it fucking deserves. This bullshit broke me.

    I don't even know how to describe what this is because my feelings about everything that was going on changed DRASTICALLY between the first and second halves. It started out kind of boring and the plot in the first 40 minutes was pretty…