There's a whole scene in a bowling alley but at no point does someone mistake a Critter for a bowling ball, roll a strike, and then get their hand bit by the Critter when it comes back to the ball return. Missed opportunity.
Aside from Dragonball Evolution (2009), this is the worst Virtual Bad Movie Night movie I've ever seen. But the combination of cute real dogs, nightmarish CGI cats, and looping dinosaur animations makes for a mesmerizing experience. The doggie sets have a charming DIY quality and it's fun to guess where the off-screen humans holding treats to get the dogs to look up might be standing.
Who does that hairy hand holding a microphone in the "press conference" scenes belong to?…