Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • The King of Comedy
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Black Christmas

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  • Something Wicked This Way Comes

    ★★★½

  • Critters

    ★★★

  • Kuroneko

    ★★★★

  • Beyond the Seventh Door

    ★★

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  • Critters

    Critters

    ★★★

    There's a whole scene in a bowling alley but at no point does someone mistake a Critter for a bowling ball, roll a strike, and then get their hand bit by the Critter when it comes back to the ball return. Missed opportunity.

  • Paranoia

    Paranoia

    ★★★

    This is one of the dumbest giallos I've ever seen. But the sexy and captivating style and bonkers ending make for an entertaining Italian delirium.

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  • Alone in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark

    ★★

    Tonight, I saw my first and last Uwe Boll movie.

  • Star Paws

    Star Paws

    ★½

    Aside from Dragonball Evolution (2009), this is the worst Virtual Bad Movie Night movie I've ever seen. But the combination of cute real dogs, nightmarish CGI cats, and looping dinosaur animations makes for a mesmerizing experience. The doggie sets have a charming DIY quality and it's fun to guess where the off-screen humans holding treats to get the dogs to look up might be standing.

    Who does that hairy hand holding a microphone in the "press conference" scenes belong to?…