Keifer

don’t overthink the star ratings. I’m not a critic, I’m just a man piloted by a little rat. 

(favorite films are halloween themed)

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Blue Velvet
  • Paddington 2

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  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★

  • The Night Before

    ★★★½

  • King Richard

    ★★★

  • Mary and Max

    ★★★★★

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★

    like the first 10 minutes of a Paul Verhoven movie stretched to 90 minutes. Phil Hartman plays the horniest man in Minnesota

  • The Night Before

    The Night Before

    ★★★½

    half of the fun in watching this is connecting how every actor knows each other from different projects. Lizzy Caplan knows Seth Rogen from Freaks & Geeks. JGL was in 50/50. Anthony Mackie and Michael Shannon were both in 8 Mile. it’s like a little game

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    A masterclass in production design and directing. As visually breathtaking as it is irredeemably horny. This is going to inspire so many people to get into filmmaking. Easily the best film of 2021 so far.

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★

    palate cleanser after watching the dreadful live-action Cowboy Bebop. this is proof-positive that it’s possible to translate animation into live action if you aren’t self-conscious and have an imagination. the fact that this completely races past simply adapting a classic cartoon to being a psychedelic visual spectacle about a family taking on the specter of capitalism makes this one of the most unique blockbusters ever released.