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  • Rumble in the Bronx

    Rumble in the Bronx


    Incredible stunts. Love that gangs in the Bronx look straight out of Mad Max. Love that there’s a scene in every Jackie Chan movie I’ve seen where someone says he’s hot. I wanted to see this movie so bad when I was eight but it was rated R. Turns out it’s basically a kids movie, but they say fuck a couple times and one guy shows Jackie Chan his ass. 
    I would have been fine!

  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    The Taking of Pelham One Two Three


    Perfect. Best final shot in all of movies. Absolutely love how exhausted everyone looks.

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  • Minari


    If you live in LA and want to see Minari during its one week Oscar-qualifying run, you can go to the 8:30pm showing at the Mission Tiki Drive-In and you will be told you can pay for a full price ticket, but the last 30 minutes of the movie will not be shown in accordance with the 10:00pm state curfew and then you can ask one of the employees why they would even show it if they have to cut it off and they will say, “honestly, I have no idea why they’re doing this. it’s weird” and then you can drive home mad.

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant


    100% accurate, but that’s not a movie. It might be a New Yorker article or a Twitter thread, but it’s not a movie. Here’s the worst thing I had to do as a PA:

    Our office had 4 cats. They didn’t belong to anyone. They were office cats. One of them was named Santa and she was very old. The CEO had asked me to go on a run then casually threw in this, “Hey, so when you run those…