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  • Ciao Alberto

    ★★★

  • I Am Number Four

    ★½

  • House of Wax

    ★★★

  • The Tax Collector

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  • Ciao Alberto

    Ciao Alberto

    ★★★

    Ciao Alberto directs the Italian sea breeze to Luca's best friend, whom is trying to impress his imposing employer/mentor, in a sweet short that acts as a minor continuation to Casarosa's 'Luca' by building upon a paternal bond between its side characters, even if the return to Portorosso was too fleeting and crammed an excessive amount of emotive fluctuations.

  • I Am Number Four

    I Am Number Four

    I Am Number Four. Well, more like number three...out of ten. Another bland YA adaptation, the first book in the 'Lorien Legacies' franchise, featuring more pretty people that almost felt like an amalgamation of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Doctor Who', just without the strong characters, campy vibes and intuitive world-building.

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  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★

    Ad Astra galactically depicts sorrow, proving that no one can hear you cry in space. For the past few years, dramas set in the expansive dangers of space have been my bread and butter. Devouring them during my annual breakfast as I purposefully starve myself for the taste of space traversal. Every year, the likes 'Arrival', 'Blade Runner 2049', 'First Man', 'Interstellar' and my all-time favourite film 'Gravity', have secured scores ranging from outstanding to perfect. Whilst Ad Astra may…

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Midsommar brightly dances through fields of tulips to create an unsettling depiction of emasculation. "That was a waste of time" muttered the viewers behind me. "What on earth is going on?" laughed the friends in front of me. "That was hilarious!" chuckled the imprudent heterosexual lads as I was walking out. Rather infuriatingly, as with most cases of contemporary filmmaking, I yearned to instantly throw a rebuttal at their faces. "What did you expect?".

    Sure, A24 were excessively marketing this…