I'm a horror & genre fan from the midlands, UK.

Favorite films

  • Army of Darkness
  • Godzilla
  • Halloween
  • Dawn of the Dead

Recent activity

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

  • Red Notice


  • Treehouse


  • The Sand


Recent reviews

  • Pig



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I was just thinking… if I never came looking for her… in my head she’d still be alive…”

    This line of dialogue touched my soul and feels like it could be repurposed to account for so much in my own life. Sometimes not knowing is better. Sometimes not trying is better…

    This film is not a thriller. It’s a meditation on grief and the act of running from or towards whatever haunts us all in a life where we “don’t get very much to care about.”

  • D-Railed



    Congratulations for being one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. You really have to try hard to be this terrible.

Popular reviews

  • Helldriver



    Try to imagine if Tokyo Gore Police (2008) had graphic sex with Braindead (1992), and nine months later their horribly deformed love child exploded from the womb and went on a full weekend binge of coke and joyriding... Helldriver (2010) would be the end result.

    I have never shouted “WHAT THE FUCK?!!” and cringe/laughed out of my own ass half as much as I did during this total abomination to the senses! It is dumb, loud, lewd and gory in…

  • Malignant



    Malignant feels like Dario Argento came up with a crazy idea for a film but then he got Tommy Wiseau to write it!

    It’s gloriously schlocky yet violent, features an insane twist ripped straight out of the 80’s, and culminates in twenty-five minutes of balletic brutality that must be seen to be believed. 

    It’s a terrible film, seemingly by design, but it is the perfect ride for you and your dumb buddies to laugh at while shouting “what the fuck?”…