He/him, 19 years old, college freshman

FAVORITES: cool shit I'm into at the moment

Favorite films

Recent activity


Recent reviews

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    My third watch.
    Thematic spoilers I guess maybe kinda?

    All the Carey Mulligan scenes are probably my favorites, but there are obviously so many others that are incredible. I find the scene with the doctor and the scene with F. Murray Abraham to be particularly poignant. Music's also super therapeutic.

    Hate to bring up the "I'm so fucking tired. I thought I just needed a night's sleep but it's more than that" line in every review but I kinda…

  • Phoenix



    Criterion Challenge #19 - 2010s

    Super depressing concept. Obviously parallels Vertigo but I totally forgot I'd heard that comparison until I realized it myself. I think that Transit is still my favorite of what I've seen of Petzold's work, but this was intriguing and haunting in its own way (with a great performance from Hoss). Some of these moments are just utterly painful.

    EDIT: Don't think the ending hit me as hard as it has others, based on what…

Popular reviews

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Probably the most painful experience of my movie-watching life. I don't exaggerate when I say that I spent a good majority of this with my eyes wide, my jaw hanging down, and my face contorted into a puzzled expression, in genuine awe of how horrendous and dull this is. The acting is beyond wooden, the dialogue is almost purely made-up bullshit being mumbled through, and someone needs to tell Snyder that slo-mo and symmetry don't necessarily make for good…

  • Rhubarb



    Hey I liked it! The Karstans are proud.