John Cribbs

John Cribbs


Everybody one here seems to be watching much classier movies than I am.

Favorite films

  • Bacurau
  • Red Beard
  • Primate
  • The Burning Bride

Recent activity

  • Yellow Submarine

  • Suzhou River

  • The Phantom of the Opera

  • Amanda & The Alien

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Do It Debbie's Way

    Do It Debbie's Way

    Shelley Splurge '21

    The first session (about 25 minutes long) is incredible. Debbie doing it her way, leading a group of eager aerobics enthusiasts through a series of standard stretching while way in the back is Shelley Winters in all her plus-size glory wearing black sweats, her sweater reading "I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR DEBBIE," doing the absolute bare minimum of exercising when she's not simply sprawled out, lying still on the mat. In between protests that she doesn't like…

  • Little Murders

    Little Murders

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow...uh, hm. First time watch for this one. It's a singularly strange film, adapted by Jules Feiffer from what I take to be his singularly strange play. It's set in late 60's/early 70's New York, and the comedic tone is very much like an angry man shouting at nobody in particular on any corner of lower E 13th Street around that time. The story deals with the "little murders" that conspire to break the spirit of decent people every day,…