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  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered


    "I think the thing that people often forget about when they talk about that era… kind of a crazy thing to forget about, but I really feel like things were starting to go in the direction that they’re at now, but right after Freddy Got Fingered came out, 9/11 happened. Right? And all of a sudden everything got way, way more, like, conservative. People weren’t like, “Let’s go make a crazy film.” Things got real serious there for about a…

  • Slalom



    A chilling, controlled pressure cooker of a film, Charlène Favier’s Slalom brings attentive nuance to a story of psychological and sexual abuse. Set amongst the slopes of the French alps, the Cannes-selected drama centers on Lyz Lopez (Noée Abita), a 15-year-old skiing prodigy whose life is more or less controlled by her callous instructor Fred (Jérémie Renier). With his predatory advances shrouded and twisted in the mutual desire for competitive success and filtered through the young girl’s initial intrigue, Favier…

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  • Bright


    "I'm going to be honest with you. I don't fuck with no fairies."
    "Fairy lives don't matter today!"
    "Dude, you can't go through elf town!"

    Will Smith says all of these lines with an earnest conviction in Bright, then there's still 1 hour and 45 minutes left.

  • The Red Turtle

    The Red Turtle

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    First 78 minutes of The Red Turtle: this is a very nice movie
    Last 2 minutes: I am emotionally wrecked and have a new perspective on life