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  • The Town

    The Town


    Fahget it kid, it’s the fahking tahwn

    Honestly the best part of this movie is Affleck putting a card in the credits saying Charlestown DOES actually have a large number of criminals but MOST residents of Charlestown ARE NOT criminals and this film is dedicated to THOSE people.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    Entertainingly brutal. I enjoyed when the winged broad got sawed in half with a hat.

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  • Assassin 33 A.D.

    Assassin 33 A.D.


    One of the finest meditations on Christian faith and theology I’ve seen in a contemporary film where Jesus Christ also gets shot in the face with a handgun by a private military contractor.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Perfect no thoughts head empty monster action film. Looks great, a bunch of great character actors you love to see, lizard fights ape, under two hours. I’ve very much enjoyed all this run of monster-verse movies.