single white femalien

single white femalien

I am not sequenced to respond to the demands of waste material. im stupid i have bad taste and i fully believe in murder!

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  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    Fun lil thought experiment who would be in a 2021 house of wax remake? Half the cast of riverdale, one tiktok star I've never heard of, maybe a Paris Hilton cameo now that she's not entirely a joke, but who else????

  • KEYS: Keeping Every Youth Safe

    KEYS: Keeping Every Youth Safe

    pov ur me at 24 in a room full of teenagers taking driver's ed for a second time because u waited so long to get your license that your records have been purged. as u dust off the cobwebs in your memory bank, you realize your teacher is telling a tall tale you have absolutely heard before, from her, years ago, a story with a moral about the dangers of drugs. kids don't do marijuana for it could be laced…

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  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch


    im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    lucy liu's hair flip is the most feminist moment in all of film herstory