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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


    Say what you will about the boring-ass melodrama-at-half-speed approach New Moon took, at least it's an ethos. This has an actual plot with incident but doesn't know what to do with it between relationship drama that's doubly interminable for being pointless; Jacob is firmly an also-ran by the time the movie starts and only makes himself less appealing an option as it goes on. Pattinson and Stewart have largely lost the spark that made them work so well in the…

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    Gross-looking and -feeling macho posturing without even the benefit of particularly good action. Rob Cohen should be shot into the surface of the sun.

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