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  • Emak-Bakia
  • The Kingdom of the Fairies
  • Awaara
  • Face/Off

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  • The Time to Live and the Time to Die

    ★★★★

  • National Gallery

    ★★★½

  • Day of the Dead

    ★★★★

  • Halloween

    ★★★★½

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  • The Funhouse

    The Funhouse

    ★★★★

    Probably the most gentle and humane slasher I can imagine.

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ½

    With the visual acuity of some of the lesser Hellraiser films and the comedic talents of that awful guy you knew in high school this cult classic* should make audiences scream -and laugh!- for years to come



    *fucking awful garbage piece of shit

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    I know now you're all asking the question "why did Thaddeus watch the 1998 Godzilla?" Unfortunately the answer is fairly simple: I make a lot of bad decisions.

  • Air Bud: World Pup

    Air Bud: World Pup

    You may be wondering "hey, why not give it half a star?" And the answer is that this is a movie so singularly devoted to dog reaction shots that it almost emerges as an experiment in the Kuleshov effect. Almost.