• Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★★

    No, this is not a good movie. For a big budget movie it really looks like shit and is frankly quite daft with all its cliches and moronic characters. It really feela like a Bruno Mattei movie. 

    And that’s why I enjoyed it so much, in spite of its bloated runtime. It’s just simple, stupid fun. 

    Now I want Zack Snyder to remake Hell of the living dead. Then I will forgive him for Watchmen and Sucker punch.

  • Burial Ground

    Burial Ground

    ★★★★★

    Still the most entertaining movie ever made. My two Burial ground tattoos says so. I have Peter Bark tattoed on my right hand which means that everytime I masturbate, Michael helps me. Nuff said.

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead

    Still one of the best remakes of all time. I love the fact that it is totally humorless, just a nasty violent gross out horrorflick

  • King Kong vs. Godzilla

    King Kong vs. Godzilla

    ★★★½

    Silly, goofy and so much damn fun. And you should not really watch the old kaijus on bluray. That apesuit makes me sick in hidef.

  • Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend

    Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend

    ★★★★

    This is so fucked up on so many levels. But. The story is actually good, soon taking off on one hell of an apocalyptic rollercoasterride

  • Godzilla Raids Again

    Godzilla Raids Again

    ★★★

    Still one hell of a letdown, especially if you watch it before the classic first one. But, there are kaijus and that is quite fun.

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★½

    The advent of bluray makes some of the special effects a bit ropey but overall it’s still one hell of an accomplishment that still packs a punch with all the dying children and dead parents.

  • Angel Heart

    Angel Heart

    ★★★★

    Why aren’t there more occult thrillers?

  • Dance with the Devil

    Dance with the Devil

    ★★★★

    Deliciously insane and ultraviolent with not a pleasant character in sight.

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    ★★★★½

    The first twenty minutes of The empty man are so damn good that when the movie starts for real it has a tought time following that. It does prevail and albeit a bit slow, it really didn’t need to be 135 minutes, it still kicks ass. Five stars for the beginning. Four for the rest. 

    And the only movie I can compare it to is The Void. 


    And fucking hell, that soundtrack.

  • The Predator

    The Predator

    ★★★

    I am actually quite impressed over the fact how much this feels like a late eighties movie. No, not one of those glib flicks with a synthwave soundtrack. This really feels like it could have been made back then. It’s stupid and bombastic and I had a good time. And much more fun than the overrated Predator 2.

  • Synchronic

    Synchronic

    ★★★½

    The premise is somewhat odd but somehow works anyway. I mean, the execution is excellent, but the general premise is a bit strange. Still made more sense that Resolution though and I do not mean that as a negative.