• Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead


    No, this is not a good movie. For a big budget movie it really looks like shit and is frankly quite daft with all its cliches and moronic characters. It really feela like a Bruno Mattei movie. 

    And that’s why I enjoyed it so much, in spite of its bloated runtime. It’s just simple, stupid fun. 

    Now I want Zack Snyder to remake Hell of the living dead. Then I will forgive him for Watchmen and Sucker punch.

  • Burial Ground

    Burial Ground


    Still the most entertaining movie ever made. My two Burial ground tattoos says so. I have Peter Bark tattoed on my right hand which means that everytime I masturbate, Michael helps me. Nuff said.

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead

    Still one of the best remakes of all time. I love the fact that it is totally humorless, just a nasty violent gross out horrorflick

  • King Kong vs. Godzilla

    King Kong vs. Godzilla


    Silly, goofy and so much damn fun. And you should not really watch the old kaijus on bluray. That apesuit makes me sick in hidef.

  • Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend

    Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend


    This is so fucked up on so many levels. But. The story is actually good, soon taking off on one hell of an apocalyptic rollercoasterride

  • Godzilla Raids Again

    Godzilla Raids Again


    Still one hell of a letdown, especially if you watch it before the classic first one. But, there are kaijus and that is quite fun.

  • Godzilla



    The advent of bluray makes some of the special effects a bit ropey but overall it’s still one hell of an accomplishment that still packs a punch with all the dying children and dead parents.

  • Angel Heart

    Angel Heart


    Why aren’t there more occult thrillers?

  • Dance with the Devil

    Dance with the Devil


    Deliciously insane and ultraviolent with not a pleasant character in sight.

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man


    The first twenty minutes of The empty man are so damn good that when the movie starts for real it has a tought time following that. It does prevail and albeit a bit slow, it really didn’t need to be 135 minutes, it still kicks ass. Five stars for the beginning. Four for the rest. 

    And the only movie I can compare it to is The Void. 

    And fucking hell, that soundtrack.

  • The Predator

    The Predator


    I am actually quite impressed over the fact how much this feels like a late eighties movie. No, not one of those glib flicks with a synthwave soundtrack. This really feels like it could have been made back then. It’s stupid and bombastic and I had a good time. And much more fun than the overrated Predator 2.

  • Synchronic



    The premise is somewhat odd but somehow works anyway. I mean, the execution is excellent, but the general premise is a bit strange. Still made more sense that Resolution though and I do not mean that as a negative.