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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★½

    if rosamund pike tazed me i would be happy, i'm sorry to peter dinklage, but i'm different

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    5:55 fighting
    43:04 kissing
    1:07:09 marriage story screaming
    1:22:03 making out
    1:33:23 silently fighting
    me: *chandler bing voice* shut up! shut up! sHuT uP!

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    when the movie ended and martin scorsese's name appeared on the screen, a woman who was sitting next to me in the theatre stood up, clapped for a little while and then said WELL DONE, MARTY for everyone to hear and i can honestly say i have never been more represented by a person in my entire life

    well done, marty
    well done, robert
    well done, al
    well done, joe
    well done, harvey
    well done, y'all