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  • Spirited Away
  • Fallen Angels
  • Perfect Blue
  • Fireworks

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  • Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★★★

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

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  • Bride of Chucky

    Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

    Canonically had sex: Chucky 

    Most likely had sex: Freddy 

    Most likely never had sex: Michael Myers, Leatherface 

    Definitely never had sex: Jason 

    Has transcended the need for corporeal pleasures: Pinhead

    Reproduces asexually: Xenomorphs

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★★★

    I dunno whose idea it was to get a Hong Kong action movie director to direct Freddy vs Jason but we all owe him a debt. You cannot make a better or more fun Freddy vs Jason movie if you tried; and you cannot make it during a better or more fun time period than the glorious early 2000s. I am not joking when I say this might actually be one of the tightest and most perfectly paced movies ever made.

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  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

    Paris, Texas > Paris, France

  • Joint Security Area

    Joint Security Area

    ★★★★½

    I know letterboxd’s user base consists roughly 95% of zoomers who saw Parasite as their first ever foreign language film and it breaks my heart to see headlines like this nowadays but those of us in the know, know that Park Chan-wook > Bong Joon-ho. Always has been. I’ve seen all but one (Barking Dogs Never Bite) of Bong Joon-ho’s feature films and I can tell you with a high degree of certainty that not ONE of them, masterpieces that they are, made…