The only redeeming factor is David Copperfield's immaculate proto-Bieber haircut. That thing is good.
Jason Overbeck ★★★
Spottiswoode really nails the two set pieces and I was surprised by how old fashion most of it felt, including the casting of Ben Johnson and the whole train location…
A post-Halloween slasher with Jamie Lee Curtis. As the title indicates, this one is set on a train. I've seen better, I've seen worse. Top-billed Ben Johnson collects some money,…
Alex Kittle ★★★½
I 100% thought that was a Gene Shalit mask until halfway through a character told me it was, in fact, Groucho Marx.
First watch since the 90s. A thoroughly pointless film that takes an hour of setup and then kills everyone in 3 minutes. Michael Myers is a rubbish villain and his…
Ryan (Caves of Altamira) ★½ 3
This is garbage, but I become irrationally excited when Laurie Strode grabs an axe and starts screaming "MICHAEL!"
I unexpectedly felt myself moved by the scene where Jamie Lee Curtis closes the gate and turns around, determined to defeat Michael Meyers once and for all. It feels good…
Mallory Andrews ★★★
Josh Hartnett as Jamie Lee Curtis’ son is excellent casting.