I have never stayed so long anywhere.
I don't usually write reviews, but I feel so strongly about this one that it seems appropriate to jot a few thoughts down while the film's still fresh in my head.
I didn't buy any of this. None of it. I've been skeptical about this film ever since first seeing the trailer months ago, and it ended up being nearly exactly what I thought it'd be. I wanted to like it, I really did. I think we all go…